18A

girl: "forgive me father for i have sinned."

priest: "what have you done my child?"

girl: "i called a man a son of a bitch."

priest: "why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

girl: "because he touched my hand."

priest: "like this?" [as he touches her hand]

girl: "yes father."

priest: "that's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

girl: "then he touched my breast."

priest: "like this?" [as he touched her breast]

girl: "yes father."

priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

girl: "then he took off my clothes, father."

priest: "like this?" [as he takes off her clothes]

girl: "yes father."

priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

girl: "then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

priest: "like this?" [as he stuck his you know what into her you know where]

girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!"

priest: [after a few minutes]: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

girl: "but father.. he had aids!"

priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!"