Tuesday, November 29, 2005

What I Learned at Lunch

PENELOPE CRUZ likes crazy men because she went out with TOM CRUISE who has literally gone bonkers. The big question is “whose baby is KATIE HOLMES carrying?” Apparently CRUISE is gay which is why he had adopted kids with NICOLE KIDMAN who wasn’t carrying CRUISE'S baby when she had a miscarriage many years ago. Yes it really was an informative lunch break.

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