Inspiring

If you ever need any creative inspiration you should go to URBAN COLLECTIVE.

Stuck

I borrowed someone’s IPOD during work today and the last song I heard was “I’M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER” by R. KELLY. It has been 2 hours now and I still can’t get that song out of my head. Of course in reality I wouldn’t be in love with a stripper because I’m too cheap – I’m man enough to admit it.

Winners

APPLIED ARTS has uploaded the 2005 advertising & design award winners on its website for your viewing pleasure.

Signed On

I'm excited to announce that KYPROIS of SWEATSHOP UNION has agreed to model at the LIONZDEN photo shoot.

Game Creator

I just read the GETTING UP: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE blog by MARC ECKO. If you get a chance you should check it out – especially his post “WILL THE REAL MARC ECKO PLEASE STAND UP.” He's a good writer and it’s interesting to read the behind the scenes work he's had to do to get his game made.

Words

If you ever plan on running a small business or doing anything remarkable you should check out SETH GODIN'S blog daily. A few days ago he posted a link to a great story by KIM KLAVER on the effectiveness of words.

R.I.P.

Surfing the net at work tonight I decided to check out EMINEM'S website and see if he had posted anything regarding the passing of his best friend PROOF. Well he did and you should check it out - EMINEM lets you know that withouth PROOF in his life he wouldn't be what he is today.

For A Day

I just read that HUGH HEFNER is turning 80 this weeekend. In an INTERVIEW he said that he has no regrets and won't trade places with anybody. No kidding, if I was 80, rich and had 3 young blonde girlfriends (I'm 24 and don't even have one - by choice of course) I wouldn't trade places with anybody either.

I Won

For the first time in 2 years I decided to play SPORTS ACTION and man am I glad I did. I bet $5 (wish it was more now) that the SABRES, LEAFS AND SHARKS would win. I won a cool $35 and cursed myself for being a chicken and not betting more.

Booked

I'm excited to annouce that music video director MARK MARYANOVICH has signed on to be the photographer for the first ever LIONZDEN photo shoot. I will keep you posted on behind the scenes info as it happens.

Here First

You read it here first - congrats to FLORDIA on winning the 2006 NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP. Geez I wish I had bet money on the game - for once I was right.

Doughboy

A friend sent me a link to this today. You can create your own PILLSBURRY DOUGHBOY dance too.

Fool

Before leaving to work today I grabbed my brother's cd player, carefully selected two cds (THE EMINEM SHOW and THE BLACK ALBUM), picked up a headset and ran to catch my bus. Once I got to my stop I pulled out the cd player from my bag and put in the THE EMINEM SHOW and hit play - that’s when I realized I had no batteries.

Be Famous

I really like MSN'S answer to MYSPACE - WHAT'S YOUR STORY. I'm thinking about putting my story on there - when I have time at work ofcourse.

Addictive

One day last summer I setup my profile at MYSPACE and forgot about it after that. Then one day – during a very boring day at work I decided to spend sometime on it. Next thing I know I’m on it for about an hour a day, five days a week (I only use it at work) and think it is a awesome networking tool. If you’re not on it you should try it and if you are then feel free to add me as a friend.

Stress

Great thoughts on the causes and handling of stress by marketing guru TOM ASACKER.

Me

Final 4

Despite the fact that I can't pick a team to save my life I'm going to take another shot. My pick to win the NCAA TITLE is FLORIDA.

18A

girl: "forgive me father for i have sinned."

priest: "what have you done my child?"

girl: "i called a man a son of a bitch."

priest: "why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

girl: "because he touched my hand."

priest: "like this?" [as he touches her hand]

girl: "yes father."

priest: "that's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

girl: "then he touched my breast."

priest: "like this?" [as he touched her breast]

girl: "yes father."

priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

girl: "then he took off my clothes, father."

priest: "like this?" [as he takes off her clothes]

girl: "yes father."

priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

girl: "then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

priest: "like this?" [as he stuck his you know what into her you know where]

girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!"

priest: [after a few minutes]: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

girl: "but father.. he had aids!"

priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!"

Dialogue

Having dinner at home with my mom and brother. We were sitting in the living room watching TV when my mom asked "WHERE'S MY DRINK?" and my brother replied "IN THE FRIDGE." You had to be there.